Sunday, September 21, 2008

My Rules for Life!

ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN

(a guide for Global Leadership)

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school.

These are the things I learned:
Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.
Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.

Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all - the whole world - had cookies and milk at about 3 o'clock in the afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess.

And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out in the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.

Friday, September 12, 2008

I'm a TANK!


Their Hit Song, "Tank." Still great to this day. It was weird at its time, it had a total pre-Grunge feel. Really cool I think. I was way ahead of my time even back in my day.

RARE LSD Footage

This is footage from the band Life, Sex & Death, which oddly enough was my first CD purchase. My friend Mike and I probably first heard them on Beavis and Butt-head and were very intrigued by the lead singer. He seemed either insane or an actual homeless person. WEll, as I recently found out this was the ACTUAL real rumor, that the lead singer was a crazy homeless person. Here's a rare non album song. Check out Stanley the singer.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Smart 3 year old


This kid is awesome. This is why I love kids.

One last movie...


What can I say I'm blown away by how good my cousin is. So talented.

Genius: Vader in Love

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Gloria's Terrarium


O.B.T. - R.I.P.


Gloria ate my OBT (Murderface)
It was idiotic of me and dangerous. I am learning a lot about tarantula's quick.

I LOVE COWGIRL LARA 4-EVR!


I had the biggest camper crush on this girl, summer after summer.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

BEST YET!

ORANGE BITEY THING


I just got one of these, but don't think I'll ever be doing anything like this. EVER! It is called the Demon Spider for a reason!

This is SO NUTS! Japanese people are crazy!

HILARIOUS!


Can you believe the music in this video! It's a Mexican REd Knee for Christsakkes! Not an OBT!

Friday, August 29, 2008

I'm a teacher!

Buckman Fall Sun Program After School Program for Portland Impact
Wednesday
3:30 Cranium 3rd-5th Samir/Christi/Meryl
Build It K-2 Emily
Piano K-5 Amelia
Cultural Kal. K-3 Jennifer
Spanish K-5 "Kids Like Language"
Visual Math 3rd-5th Casey
Wizards… 2nd-5th Kim
4:30 Dinos K-2 Casey
artventures K-5 Irene
Inventor's 3rd-5th Samir
Mad Lib 3rd-5th Jennifer

SWEET AMAZON LIST

Made by me, years ago. Still there. DJTHINK @ his best!

BELIEVE!!!! IN GLORIA THE MIGHTY! T of ODIN!

THAT IS A TREEE! A PINE TREE!

What a monster!